- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

In soviet Russia...things are different

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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