- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A blind man walks into a library.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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