- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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