I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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