- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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