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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

I named my son ps2 controller

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

whats green and slimy? green slim

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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