- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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