- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Im cute hehehee

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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