God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

PIED NINNY!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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