- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

i like turtles

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Womans baksetball...

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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