What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

So a horse walks into a barn.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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