Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock knock Come in

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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