- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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