are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Anti Joke

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