- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

You bumder!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Gretta has five legs? -no

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Feminism

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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