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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Caolan and Eamon

A gay man watches football.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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