- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Jordan is pregant

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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