- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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