- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

WOw you have no life

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

The New York Giants

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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