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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

I literally died laughing

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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