What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

girls basketball

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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