How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Nickelback

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Kys

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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