- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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