- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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