What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

The holocaust

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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