- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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