- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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