- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Make me famous

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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