Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Caramel Boing.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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