I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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