What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

So one time there was this woman learning...

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Poop.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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