- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

I don't get it

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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