Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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