- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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