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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Obama = ebola

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

No it doesnt..

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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