What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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