What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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