- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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