Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

ure mama's so fat

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...