- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

hey guys im gay

This is an anti- joke

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Grace Ackerson

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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