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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Your mom is not fat!

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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