A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

I have cancer. And you're next.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's worse than this That :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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