What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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