A dog was barking at a tree

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

vote this down and i will DOX you

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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