Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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