What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Donald Trump

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Anti Joke

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