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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How old are you? 7

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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