- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

cory is gay

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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