- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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