- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

A black person dies.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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