- Anti Joke

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

I just threw up..In my pants.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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