Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Justin's life

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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