If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Racial equality.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

NEVER

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

vitamin c

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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