What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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