- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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