- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's 9 + 10 19

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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