- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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