- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Jordan is pregant

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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