- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Equal rights!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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