- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Jeff

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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