How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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