Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Jovan

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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America

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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silver bullet?

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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