A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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