- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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