- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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