- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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