- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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