What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

belly button

Eric is gay Ha

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

a black man walks out of popeyes

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

So this guy was making a sandwich...

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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