- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Horse.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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