- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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