- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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