- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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