There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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you see theres this guy.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Your're racist.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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