- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A muslim paints Mohammed

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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