- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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