- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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