why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

i found waldo.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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