- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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