What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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