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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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