Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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