What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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