- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Dumbledore dies.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Matthew Wyckoff

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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