- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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