what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Donald Trump.

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autsim

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Anti Joke

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