- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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