Women deserve equal rights.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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