- Anti Joke

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

I don't get it

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: starts to laugh Yeah...that's a funny cup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What fires shots? A gun

why are black people so fast? because there black