- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

your mum

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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