Turkey Balls

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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