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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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