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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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