- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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