- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

I have an idea! You leave.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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