Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

A praying mantis is very graceful

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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