A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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