- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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