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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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