Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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David Cameron

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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