- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Good job, son.

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