- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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