What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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kkkk

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knock knock go away

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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