Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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