- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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