- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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