- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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