- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do you call an arab ?

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Jersey Shore.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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