Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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