Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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guess what>? your mum lol

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Boob

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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